TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Yessir, That's My Baby

A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.

M*A*S*H Bottle Fatigue

Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.

M*A*S*H Heal Thyself

Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.

M*A*S*H Private Charles Lamb

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Gunsmoke Johnny Cross

In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.

Gunsmoke The Money Store

An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.

Gunsmoke The Twisted Heritage

Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.

Gunsmoke Time of the Jackals

Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.

Gunsmoke Mannon

Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Uniform

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Fortune

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pageant

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Baby

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Helen Have Their Day

Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond Angry Sex

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Everybody Loves Raymond P.T. & A

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's F

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

Everybody Loves Raymond Boys' Therapy

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Parents

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

The King of Queens Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

The King of Queens Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

The King of Queens S'no Job

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

The King of Queens Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Seinfeld The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.