TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, April 8th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H April Fools
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
M*A*S*H The Best of Enemies
A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.
M*A*S*H Letters
Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
Gunsmoke Stryker
Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal.
Gunsmoke Coreyville
Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.
Gunsmoke Danny
A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life.
Gunsmoke Hawk
A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race.
Gunsmoke A Man Called Smith
An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.
The Andy Griffith Show The Case of the Punch in the Nose
Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Newspaper
Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least
Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
The King of Queens Missing Links
Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.
The King of Queens Hero Worship
Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.
The King of Queens Screwed Driver
Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.
The King of Queens Lush Life
Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.
The King of Queens Bun Dummy
Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.
The King of Queens Patrons Ain't
When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
The Golden Girls Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.
The Golden Girls Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.
The Golden Girls Mister Terrific
Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.
The Golden Girls Mother's Day
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Steps Up in Class
Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard's Main Event
Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.