TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, April 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Cementing Relationships
An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.
M*A*S*H Father's Day
Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.
M*A*S*H Death Takes a Holiday
The camp throws a Christmas party for Korean orphans.
M*A*S*H A War for All Seasons
New Year's Day 1951: a year in the life of the 4077th.
Gunsmoke Charlie Noon
A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner.
Gunsmoke A Matter of Honor
A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.
Gunsmoke The Still
A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Innocent
A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.
Gunsmoke Ring of Darkness
A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
The Andy Griffith Show Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
The Andy Griffith Show The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
The Andy Griffith Show The Manhunt
Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.
The Andy Griffith Show Guitar Player
With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
The King of Queens Eddie Money
Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.
The King of Queens Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
The King of Queens Shrink Wrap
Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).
The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
The King of Queens Window Pain
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
The King of Queens Holy Mackerel
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Juror
Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.
The Andy Griffith Show Tape Recorder
Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Group
Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.