TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Bless You, Hawkeye

Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

M*A*S*H Blood Brothers

Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.

M*A*S*H The Foresight Saga

A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.

M*A*S*H The Life You Save

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

Gunsmoke The Disciple

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

Gunsmoke Matt Dillon Must Die

A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.

Gunsmoke A Town in Chains

Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.

Gunsmoke The Guns of Cibola Blanca

A band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws takes Doc and saloon owner Lyla Ross captive.

Gunsmoke The Guns of Cibola Blanca

Matt, Festus, and Newley search for Doc, who is being held hostage by bandits.

The Andy Griffith Show Floyd, the Gay Deceiver

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Rival

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

The Andy Griffith Show Convicts at Large

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bed Jacket

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bank Job

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

The Andy Griffith Show One Punch Opie

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Everybody Loves Raymond Security

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

The King of Queens Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

The King of Queens The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

The King of Queens Surprise Artie

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

The King of Queens Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

The King of Queens Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

The King of Queens Soft Touch

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Seinfeld The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow

Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!