TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H The Ringbanger

The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.

M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

M*A*S*H Dear Dad ... Again

Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.

M*A*S*H The Longjohn Flap

During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.

Gunsmoke Exodus 21:22

An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way.

Gunsmoke The Devil's Outpost

Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested.

Gunsmoke Stryker

Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal.

Gunsmoke Coreyville

Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.

Gunsmoke Danny

A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life.

The Andy Griffith Show Crime-Free Mayberry

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

The Andy Griffith Show The Perfect Female

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

The Andy Griffith Show The Clubmen

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

The Andy Griffith Show Sheriff Barney

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

The King of Queens Window Pain

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

The King of Queens Holy Mackerel

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens Mammary Lane

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens Business Affairs

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

The King of Queens Flame Resistant

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

Seinfeld The Library

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Seinfeld The Parking Garage

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Seinfeld The Cafe

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Seinfeld The Tape

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Faith Off

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Roseanne Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne Party Politics

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Roseanne A Stash From the Past

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Roseanne Be My Baby

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.