TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Yankee Doodle Doctor

The surgeons at the 4077th decide to "rewrite" an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.

M*A*S*H Bananas, Crackers and Nuts

When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.

M*A*S*H Cowboy

Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.

Gunsmoke Waco

Matt has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.

Gunsmoke Lobo

Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.

Gunsmoke Johnny Cross

In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.

Gunsmoke The Money Store

An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.

Gunsmoke The Twisted Heritage

Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie, Housekeepers

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

The Andy Griffith Show The New Doctor

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The Andy Griffith Show A Plaque for Mayberry

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

The Andy Griffith Show The Inspector

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

The Andy Griffith Show Ellie Saves a Female

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

The King of Queens Veiled Threat

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

The King of Queens Oxy Moron

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

The King of Queens Depo Man

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

The King of Queens Ovary Action

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

The King of Queens Food Fight

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

The King of Queens Double Downer

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

Seinfeld The Apartment

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Seinfeld The Statue

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

Seinfeld The Revenge

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Seinfeld The Heart Attack

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

The Golden Girls The Competition

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

The Golden Girls Break In

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

The Golden Girls Blanche and the Younger Man

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The Golden Girls Heart Attack

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

The Drew Barrymore Show Jamie Oliver

Sunny Anderson stops by the news desk; Jamie Oliver shares some healthy cooking suggestions.

The Drew Barrymore Show Emily Bader

Emily Bader tells Drew about her movie "People We Meet on Vacation" and working with co-star Tom Blyth.

The Andy Griffith Show The Statue

Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

The Andy Griffith Show Helen, the Authoress

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.

The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Dolly

Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Piano Lesson

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.