TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne Homeward Bound

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Roseanne Guilt by Imagination

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Roseanne Homecoming

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Roseanne Thanksgiving '93

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Roseanne The Driver's Seat

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.

Roseanne White Trash Christmas

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne Suck Up or Shut Up

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Roseanne Busted

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne David vs. Goliath

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Roseanne Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Seinfeld The Nose Job

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

Seinfeld The Stranded

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Seinfeld The Alternate Side

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Seinfeld The Red Dot

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld The Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

Seinfeld The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Seinfeld The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

The King of Queens Flash Photography

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

The King of Queens Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

The King of Queens Loaner Car

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

The King of Queens Mentalo Case

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

The New Adventures of Old Christine My Big Fat Sober Wedding

Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Frasier

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine House

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The Golden Girls In a Bed of Rose's

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.