TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

The Andy Griffith Show A Baby in the House

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

The Andy Griffith Show The County Clerk

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

The Andy Griffith Show The Foster Lady

Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober's Replacement

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

The Andy Griffith Show The Battle of Mayberry

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

The Andy Griffith Show A Singer in Town

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

M*A*S*H Officers Only

A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.

M*A*S*H Henry in Love

While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.

M*A*S*H For Want of a Boot

Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.

M*A*S*H Operation Noselift

Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.

Gunsmoke Shadler

Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws.

Gunsmoke Quiet Day in Dodge

Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke Whelan's Men

A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.

Gunsmoke Kimbrough

Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money.

Gunsmoke Jesse

Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law.

The Andy Griffith Show Up in Barney's Room

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

The Andy Griffith Show A Date for Gomer

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie and His Merry Men

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Cave Rescue

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie's Pal

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?

Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Everybody Loves Raymond Security

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Seinfeld The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.