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The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

The Golden Girls Not Another Monday

Sophia faces a moral dilemma when an ill friend asks for help in ending her life.

The Golden Girls That Old Feeling

Blanche turns the tables and proposes to her brother-in-law.

The Golden Girls Comedy of Errors

Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a negligee won't put right.

The Golden Girls All That Jazz

Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.

The Golden Girls Ebb Tide

Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.

The Golden Girls Mary Has a Little Lamb

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

The Golden Girls Great Expectations

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

The Golden Girls Triple Play

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

The Golden Girls Clinton Avenue Memoirs

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

The Golden Girls Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

The Golden Girls An Illegitimate Concern

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Seinfeld The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Seinfeld The Little Jerry

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Seinfeld The Money

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Seinfeld The Comeback

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

Seinfeld The Van Buren Boys

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

Seinfeld The Susie

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

Seinfeld The Pothole

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.