TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Roseanne Becky's Choice

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne Workin' Overtime

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

Seinfeld The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Seinfeld The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

Seinfeld The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.