TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Roseanne Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Roseanne Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne Aliens

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Roseanne The Dark Ages

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne Mommy Nearest

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Roseanne Pretty in Black

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne Ladies Choice

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Two and a Half Men Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Two and a Half Men A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Everybody Loves Raymond What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Seinfeld The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld The Race

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.