TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

The Golden Girls Transplant

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

The Golden Girls The Triangle

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

The Golden Girls On Golden Girls

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

The Golden Girls The Competition

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

The Golden Girls Break In

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

The Golden Girls Blanche and the Younger Man

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The Golden Girls Stan's Return

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

The Golden Girls The Custody Battle

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

The Golden Girls A Little Romance

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

The Golden Girls That Was No Lady

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

The Golden Girls In a Bed of Rose's

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Two and a Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Two and a Half Men Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Two and a Half Men Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Two and a Half Men Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Two and a Half Men That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Two and a Half Men Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Two and a Half Men My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Two and a Half Men And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Two and a Half Men Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Two and a Half Men Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Two and a Half Men That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Seinfeld The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Seinfeld The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Seinfeld The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Seinfeld The Understudy

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Seinfeld The Engagement

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Seinfeld The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Seinfeld The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).