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Roseanne Playing With Matches

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Roseanne Promises, Promises

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Roseanne Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne Party Politics

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Roseanne A Stash From the Past

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Roseanne Be My Baby

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Roseanne Homeward Bound

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Roseanne Guilt by Imagination

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Roseanne Homecoming

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Roseanne Thanksgiving '93

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Annoying Kid

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Seinfeld The Maid

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

Seinfeld The Clip Show

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld The Clip Show

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld Pilot

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Seinfeld The Stakeout

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Seinfeld The Robbery

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Seinfeld Male Unbonding

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

Seinfeld The Stock Tip

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Seinfeld The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Seinfeld The Pony Remark

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.