TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Seinfeld The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Seinfeld The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Seinfeld The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Seinfeld The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The Golden Girls Dorothy's New Friend

Blanche and Rose despise Dorothy's pompous friend, novelist Barbara Thorndyke (Bonnie Bartlett).

The Golden Girls Grab That Dough

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

The Golden Girls My Brother, My Father

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married -- at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

The Golden Girls Golden Moments

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Golden Girls Golden Moments

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Golden Girls And Ma Makes Three

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

The Golden Girls Larceny and Old Lace

Sophia's new boyfriend (Mickey Rooney) robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

The Golden Girls Rose's Big Adventure

Rose's boyfriend (George Coe) buys a boat and asks her (Betty White) to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

The Golden Girls Mister Terrific

Rose's new boyfriend (Bob Dishy) gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

The Golden Girls Mother's Day

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

Mike & Molly Peggy Goes to Branson

Mike and Molly take care of Peggy's dog, Jim, while she is out of town.

Mike & Molly Molly Can't Lie

Molly and Mike wind up losing out on their wedding chapel after an unsuccesful meeting with the priest at Peggy's church.

Mike & Molly The Dress

After her wedding dress refuses to zip at her final fitting, Molly ramps up her dieting.

Mike & Molly The Rehearsal

Things don't go as planned at Mike and Molly's wedding rehearsal.

Mike & Molly The Wedding

Mike and Molly come across speed bumps as they try to tie the knot.

Mike & Molly The Honeymoon Is Over

The honeymoon inspires Mike to change his life and travel; Molly worries how their loved ones managed without them.

Mike & Molly Vince Takes a Bath

Mike and Molly are forced to take care of Vince when he hurts his back and Joyce conveniently disappears; the newlyweds try to write personalized thank-you notes.

Mike & Molly Mike Likes Cake

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Mike & Molly Molly in the Middle

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Mike & Molly Mike's Boss

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

Mike & Molly Yard Sale

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

Mike & Molly Thanksgiving Is Canceled

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike & Molly Mike Likes Briefs

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Two and a Half Men It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Two and a Half Men A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Seinfeld The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.