TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The Golden Girls The Bloom Is Off the Rose

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

The Golden Girls Sister of the Bride

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

The Golden Girls Miles to Go

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

The Golden Girls There Goes the Bride: Part 1

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

The Golden Girls There Goes the Bride: Part 2

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

The Golden Girls Older and Wiser

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

The Golden Girls Melodrama

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

The Golden Girls Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

The Golden Girls Witness

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.

The Golden Girls What a Difference a Date Makes

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Mike & Molly Mike Likes Cake

Molly gets her wedding photos and is unhappy to see there aren't any good pictures of Mike; Carl is jealous of Christina's ex-husband.

Mike & Molly Molly in the Middle

Mike and Molly decide to start trying to get pregnant; Carl learns that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.

Mike & Molly Mike's Boss

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

Mike & Molly Yard Sale

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

Mike & Molly Thanksgiving Is Canceled

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike & Molly Mike Likes Briefs

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Mike & Molly Mike Takes a Test

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike & Molly Karaoke Christmas

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

Mike & Molly Fish for Breakfast

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Two and a Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Two and a Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Two and a Half Men Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Two and a Half Men Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Seinfeld The Robbery

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Seinfeld Male Unbonding

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

Seinfeld The Stock Tip

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Seinfeld The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Seinfeld The Pony Remark

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

Seinfeld The Jacket

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

Seinfeld The Phone Message

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Seinfeld The Apartment

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Seinfeld The Statue

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

Seinfeld The Revenge

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Seinfeld The Heart Attack

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Seinfeld The Deal

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.