TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Wednesday, August 27th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
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The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show A Baby in the House
Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.
The Andy Griffith Show The County Clerk
Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.
M*A*S*H B.J. Papa San
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
M*A*S*H Inga
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
M*A*S*H The Price
Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
Bonanza Blood Tie
Wounded Ben is threatened with robbery and death after three outlaws trick Little Joe and Hoss into leaving the Ponderosa.
Gunsmoke The Fourth Victim
Matt believes Doc Adams may be the next target in a series of seemingly random killings that have panicked Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Tarnished Badge
A sheriff (Victor French) keeps the citizens of his town under control with fear and brutality.
Gunsmoke In the Performance of Duty
Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's order to release a gang of outlaws for lack of evidence.
Gunsmoke The Colonel
A once-proud military officer (Lee J. Cobb) faces a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter (Julie Cobb).
The Andy Griffith Show Jailbreak
Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.
The Andy Griffith Show A Medal for Opie
Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.
The Andy Griffith Show Guest of Honor
To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.
The Andy Griffith Show The Merchant of Mayberry
Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
The King of Queens Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
The King of Queens Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
The King of Queens Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The King of Queens Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.