
TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Thursday, August 28th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
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The Andy Griffith Show The Foster Lady
Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober's Replacement
Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.
The Andy Griffith Show The Battle of Mayberry
Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.
The Andy Griffith Show A Singer in Town
Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.
M*A*S*H The Young and the Restless
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
M*A*S*H Hot Lips Is Back in Town
Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.
M*A*S*H C*A*V*E
The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.
Bonanza The Late Ben Cartwright
An assassin's bullet only wounds Ben, but he allows rumors of his death to circulate in order to free him to prevent a crooked election.
Gunsmoke Island in the Desert
A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.
Gunsmoke Island in the Desert
A hermit (Strother Martin) tries to get his long-hidden gold to civilization in order to fight an old enemy.
Gunsmoke The Sharecroppers
A young woman tries to force her lazy relatives to plant a crop before their landlord evicts them.
Gunsmoke The Squaw
A fleeing outlaw's (John Saxon) survival in the harsh badlands depends on an Indian woman (Arlene Martel).
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden
With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.
The Andy Griffith Show The County Nurse
Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Barney in the Big City
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
The Andy Griffith Show Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Everybody Loves Raymond Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
The King of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
The King of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
The King of Queens Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
The King of Queens Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
The King of Queens Shear Torture
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Seinfeld The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Seinfeld The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.