TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The Golden Girls Take Him, He's Mine

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

The Golden Girls It's a Miserable Life

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

The Golden Girls Isn't It Romantic

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

The Golden Girls Big Daddy's Little Lady

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

The Golden Girls Family Affair

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

The Golden Girls Vacation

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.

The Golden Girls Joust Between Friends

While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.

The Golden Girls Love, Rose?

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

The Golden Girls 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas for her and her housemates.

Mike & Molly Hack to the Future

When her publisher requests that a provocative change be made to her book, Molly is faced with a dilemma.

Mike & Molly Checkpoint Joyce

When Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer test at a checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her for driving under the influence.

Mike & Molly Immaculate Deception

Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.

Mike & Molly The World According to Peggy

When Peggy -- somewhat mysteriously -- announces her sudden retirement, Molly decides to plan a party for her.

Mike & Molly Buy the Book

Molly is very excited when her book finally becomes available for purchase but starts to obsessively worry that no one will buy it.

Mike & Molly Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy

Peggy shares tantalizing stories from her past for Molly's second book -- in exchange for Molly doing chores.

Mike & Molly Pie Fight

When Mike reaches a weight-loss goal -- his personal best -- he decides to celebrate by indulging in a slice of pie.

Mike & Molly Cocktails and Calamine

Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher.

Mike & Molly Mudlick or Bust

During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater.

Mike & Molly No Kay Morale

Peggy is thrilled when Kay (Kathy Bates) comes back to town; Molly looks for a way to lift Kay's spirits; Carl and Mike work crowd control at a public breast feeding rally.

Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Seinfeld The Andrea Doria

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

Seinfeld The Little Jerry

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Seinfeld The Money

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Seinfeld The Comeback

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.