TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Monday, March 2nd TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
The Drew Barrymore Show A Little Bit Extra With Diane Lane; Cooking Flashback: Tony Danza New
It's a little bit extra with Diane Lane, who plays behind-the-scenes and dishes on her most iconic roles; it's a Cooking Flashback, with Tony Danza in the kitchen.
The Drew Barrymore Show A Little Bit Extra With Tracy Morgan New
It's a little bit extra from Drew's interview with the hilarious Tracy Morgan.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
The Andy Griffith Show Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
M*A*S*H Lt. Radar O'Reilly
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
M*A*S*H The Nurses
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
M*A*S*H The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
M*A*S*H Dear Sigmund
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
Gunsmoke Quiet Day in Dodge
Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke Whelan's Men
A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.
Gunsmoke Kimbrough
Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money.
Gunsmoke Jesse
Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law.
Gunsmoke Talbot
An outlaw (Anthony Zerbe) falls in love with the widow (Salome Jens) of a man he killed in self-defense.
The Andy Griffith Show The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
The Andy Griffith Show The Manhunt
Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.
The Andy Griffith Show Guitar Player
With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Ellie Comes to Town
Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.
The Andy Griffith Show Irresistible Andy
Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.
The Andy Griffith Show Runaway Kid
Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The King of Queens S'poor House
When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.
The King of Queens Steve Moscow
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
The King of Queens Cowardly Lyin'
When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.
The King of Queens Driving Reign
A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.
The King of Queens Clothes Encounter
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
The King of Queens Queens'bro Bridge
After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.
Seinfeld The Old Man
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Seinfeld The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Seinfeld The Junior Mint
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
Seinfeld The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
Roseanne Death and Stuff
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad
Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.
Roseanne Let's Call It Quits
A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.
