TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Thursday, March 5th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
The Andy Griffith Show The Statue
Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen, the Authoress
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Dolly
Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
M*A*S*H The Most Unforgettable Characters
Radar is accepted to the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School" and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
M*A*S*H 38 Across
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
M*A*S*H Ping Pong
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
M*A*S*H End Run
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
Gunsmoke Lynch Town
Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.
Gunsmoke The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
Gunsmoke Susan Was Evil
A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.
Gunsmoke The Deadly Innocent
Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.
Gunsmoke A Child Between
A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.
The Andy Griffith Show Alcohol and Old Lace
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy, the Marriage Counselor
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry on Record
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Barney's Morale
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Gentleman Crook
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Cyrano Andy
Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.
Everybody Loves Raymond Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
The King of Queens American Idle
Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.
The King of Queens Santa Claustrophobia
Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.
The King of Queens Dougie Houser
Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.
The King of Queens Frigid Heirs
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
The King of Queens Switch Sitters
Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.
The King of Queens Cheap Saks
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
Seinfeld The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Seinfeld The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Seinfeld The Masseuse
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.
The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.