TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne We Gather Together

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne Lobocop

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Roseanne Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Roseanne I'm Hungry

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Roseanne All of Me

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Roseanne To Tell the Truth

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Roseanne Fender Bender

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Roseanne April Fool's Day

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne Happy Birthday

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Roseanne The Test

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Roseanne Friends and Relatives

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Roseanne Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

The King of Queens Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

The King of Queens Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

The King of Queens Awful Bigamy

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

The King of Queens Dugan Groupie

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Faith Off

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

The New Adventures of Old Christine My Big Fat Sober Wedding

Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Frasier

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.