TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne Call Waiting

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne Life and Stuff

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Roseanne We're in the Money

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Roseanne Language Lessons

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Roseanne Radio Days

Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

Roseanne Lovers' Lane

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Roseanne The Memory Game

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.

Roseanne Here's to Good Friends

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash

When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne Saturday

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Roseanne Canoga Time

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Roseanne Father's Day

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Roseanne Becky's Choice

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

Seinfeld The Andrea Doria

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

Seinfeld The Little Jerry

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Seinfeld The Comeback

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

Seinfeld The Van Buren Boys

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

Seinfeld The Susie

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

Seinfeld The Pothole

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Seinfeld The English Patient

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Nap

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

Seinfeld The Yada Yada

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream

Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.