TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Wednesday, September 16th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Steps Up in Class
Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard's Main Event
Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.
M*A*S*H Margaret's Engagement
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
M*A*S*H Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
M*A*S*H Lt. Radar O'Reilly
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
Gunsmoke The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
Gunsmoke Susan Was Evil
A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.
Gunsmoke The Deadly Innocent
Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.
Gunsmoke A Child Between
A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.
Gunsmoke A Family of Killers
A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.
The Andy Griffith Show The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
The Andy Griffith Show The Manhunt
Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.
The Andy Griffith Show Guitar Player
With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Ellie Comes to Town
Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.
The Andy Griffith Show Irresistible Andy
Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back
Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
Everybody Loves Raymond What's With Robert?
Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus
Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.
Everybody Loves Raymond Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
The King of Queens Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
The King of Queens Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
The King of Queens Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
The King of Queens Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
Seinfeld The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Seinfeld The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
The Golden Girls Mary Has a Little Lamb
The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.
The Golden Girls Great Expectations
Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.