TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

The Golden Girls Mother's Day

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

The Golden Girls Yes, We Have No Havanas

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

The Golden Girls The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

The Golden Girls The One That Got Away

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

The Golden Girls Yokel Hero

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

The Golden Girls Bang the Drum, Stanley

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 1

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 2

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

The Golden Girls Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

The Golden Girls Scared Straight

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

The Golden Girls Stan Takes a Wife

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

The Golden Girls The Auction

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

The Golden Girls Blind Date

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

The Golden Girls Impotence of Being Ernest

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Seinfeld The Glasses

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt

Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Seinfeld The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Seinfeld The Bris

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Seinfeld The Lip Reader

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son.

Seinfeld The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.