TV Schedule for Cozi TV (WMAQ-TV2) Chicago, IL

Married ... With Children Ship Happens

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Married ... With Children And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

The King of Queens Life Sentence

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

The King of Queens Veiled Threat

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

Roseanne Pampered to a Pulp

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Roseanne Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne Roseambo

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Roseanne Mothers and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Roseanne Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Roseanne Hit the Road, Jack

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

George Lopez What George Doesn't Noah

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Trevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George Lopez Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

George Lopez George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Married ... With Children The Gas Station Show

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

Married ... With Children England Show

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Married ... With Children England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Married ... With Children England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Married ... With Children Magnificent Seven

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

Married ... With Children T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

The King of Queens Double Downer

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

The King of Queens Ovary Action

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

The King of Queens Food Fight

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

The King of Queens Dougie Nights

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Two and a Half Men Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

George Lopez Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

George Lopez Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

George Lopez Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

George Lopez The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Roseanne The War Room

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne Lanford's Elite

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

The Nanny Fran Gets Shushed

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

The Nanny Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight."

The Nanny Sara's Parents

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

The Nanny I'm Pregnant

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Bob Hearts Abishola A Tight Ass Is a Wonderful Thing

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob Hearts Abishola Take Two Yellows and Go to Bed

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

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The Nanny A Pup in Paris

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

The Nanny The Tart With Heart

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

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Married ... With Children The Undergraduate

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Married ... With Children User Friendly

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.