TV Schedule for Cozi TV (WMAQ-TV2) Chicago, IL

Married ... With Children Shoeless Al

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Married ... With Children Pump Fiction

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

The King of Queens No Orleans

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

The King of Queens Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Roseanne Some Enchanted Merger

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

Roseanne A Second Chance

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Roseanne The Miracle

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

Roseanne Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Roseanne The Truth Be Told

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

Roseanne Arsenic and Old Mom

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

George Lopez George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

George Lopez Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

George Lopez Sk8r Boyz

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

George Lopez The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Married ... With Children Every Bundy Has a Birthday

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Married ... With Children Al on the Rocks

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Married ... With Children What I Did for Love

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Married ... With Children Frat Chance

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Married ... With Children The Chicago Wine Party

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

Married ... With Children Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

The King of Queens Hero Worship

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

The King of Queens Screwed Driver

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

The King of Queens Lush Life

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

The King of Queens Patrons Ain't

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheremones

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Two and a Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Two and a Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Two and a Half Men Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

George Lopez God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

George Lopez Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Roseanne Into That Good Night

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne Into That Good Night

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

The Nanny Mom's the Word

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

The Nanny Making Whoopi

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares."

The Nanny The In-Law Who Came Forever

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny The Fran in the Mirror

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Bob Hearts Abishola The Wrong Adebambo

When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.

Bob Hearts Abishola Uncharted Waters of Mediocrity

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

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The Nanny The Rosie Show

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

The Nanny Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

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Married ... With Children Radio Free Trumaine

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Married ... With Children Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.