TV Schedule for Cozi TV (WMAQ-TV2) Chicago, IL

Married ... With Children A Shoe Room With a View

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Married ... With Children Requiem for a Dead Briard

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

The King of Queens Bun Dummy

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

The King of Queens Shrink Wrap

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Roseanne Twenty Years to Life

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

Roseanne Dress to Impress

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Roseanne Roseanne Gets the Chair

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

Roseanne Eggs Over, Not Easy

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

Roseanne Darlene v. David

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Roseanne No Country for Old Women

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

George Lopez E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

George Lopez Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George Lopez George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

Married ... With Children Rock of Ages

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Married ... With Children Death of a Shoe Salesman

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Married ... With Children Old College Try

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Married ... With Children The Wedding Show

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Married ... With Children It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Married ... With Children Heels on Wheels

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

The King of Queens Eddie Money

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

The King of Queens Two Thirty

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

The King of Queens Window Pain

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Two and a Half Men That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Two and a Half Men Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

George Lopez The Art of Boxing

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

George Lopez George's House of Cards

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

George Lopez Dance Fever

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Roseanne Go Cubs

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

Roseanne Netflix & Pill

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

The Nanny The Yummy Mummy

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

The Nanny California Here We Come

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

The Nanny Ma'ternal Affairs

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

The Nanny The Producers

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola Honest Yak Prices

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

Bob Hearts Abishola The Dead Eyes of a Respectful Son

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

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The Nanny An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

The Nanny Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

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Married ... With Children Reverend Al

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Married ... With Children How Bleen Was My Kelly

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.