Wednesday, May 8th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
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The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet
The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.
The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game
Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Fortune
Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.
M*A*S*H Back Pay
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
M*A*S*H April Fools
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
M*A*S*H The Best of Enemies
A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.
Bonanza A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay
A Chinese mail-order bride (Marlo Thomas) sent by mistake to Hoss spreads dissension among railroad workers and Ponderosa staff.
Gunsmoke The Returning
An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.
Gunsmoke The Lure
Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.
Gunsmoke Noose of Gold
An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.
Gunsmoke Mistaken Identity
A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.
The Andy Griffith Show The Clubmen
Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.
The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.
The Andy Griffith Show Sheriff Barney
A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.
The Andy Griffith Show The Farmer Takes a Wife
Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.
The Andy Griffith Show The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house. Georgia Engel, Fred Willard and Chris Elliott guest star.
Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
The King of Queens Entertainment Weakly
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
The King of Queens Name Dropper
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
The King of Queens Off-Track ... Bedding
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
The King of Queens Silent Mite
Doug and Arthur play detective when Doug suspects an admirer of Carrie has stolen his wallet.
The King of Queens Awed Couple
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
The King of Queens Cologne Ranger
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
Seinfeld The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Seinfeld The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Frasier
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.