TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne Fender Bender

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Roseanne April Fool's Day

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne Happy Birthday

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Roseanne The Test

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Roseanne Friends and Relatives

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Roseanne Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Roseanne Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Roseanne Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Roseanne PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Roseanne Bird Is the Word

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Roseanne Dream Lover

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Roseanne Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Two and a Half Men That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Two and a Half Men Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Two and a Half Men My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Two and a Half Men Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Two and a Half Men And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Two and a Half Men Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Two and a Half Men Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Everybody Loves Raymond A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Everybody Loves Raymond Call Me Mom

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

Everybody Loves Raymond Mother's Day

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Bigger Person

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond The First Time

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.