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The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The Golden Girls Snap Out of It

Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.

The Golden Girls Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

The Golden Girls Feelings

Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.

The Golden Girls Zborn Again

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

The Golden Girls How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

The Golden Girls Mrs. George Devereaux

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

The Golden Girls Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.

The Golden Girls Stand by Your Man

The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.

The Golden Girls Ebbtide's Revenge

Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at a her brother's funeral.

The Golden Girls The Bloom Is Off the Rose

Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.

The Golden Girls Sister of the Bride

Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.

Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Two and a Half Men Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Two and a Half Men It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Two and a Half Men A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Two and a Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Two and a Half Men We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Two and a Half Men Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Two and a Half Men Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Two and a Half Men Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Seinfeld The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Seinfeld The Old Man

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Seinfeld The Implant

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Seinfeld The Junior Mint

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld The Smelly Car

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Seinfeld The Handicap Spot

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Seinfeld The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.