TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The Golden Girls Miles to Go

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

The Golden Girls There Goes the Bride: Part 1

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

The Golden Girls There Goes the Bride: Part 2

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

The Golden Girls Older and Wiser

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

The Golden Girls Melodrama

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

The Golden Girls Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

The Golden Girls Witness

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.

The Golden Girls What a Difference a Date Makes

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

The Golden Girls Love for Sale

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

The Golden Girls Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

The Golden Girls Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

Two and a Half Men That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Two and a Half Men Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Two and a Half Men Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Two and a Half Men The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Two and a Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Two and a Half Men Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Two and a Half Men That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Two and a Half Men My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Two and a Half Men Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Two and a Half Men I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Two and a Half Men It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Seinfeld The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Seinfeld The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Seinfeld The Understudy

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.