TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Hotlips and Empty Arms

When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.

M*A*S*H Officers Only

A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.

M*A*S*H Henry in Love

While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.

M*A*S*H For Want of a Boot

Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.

Gunsmoke In the Performance of Duty

Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's order to release a gang of outlaws for lack of evidence.

Gunsmoke Island in the Desert

A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.

Gunsmoke Island in the Desert

A hermit (Strother Martin) tries to get his long-hidden gold to civilization in order to fight an old enemy.

Gunsmoke The Colonel

A once-proud military officer (Lee J. Cobb) faces a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter (Julie Cobb).

Gunsmoke The Sharecroppers

A young woman tries to force her lazy relatives to plant a crop before their landlord evicts them.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pageant

Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.

The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Baby

The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Helen Have Their Day

Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.

The Andy Griffith Show Three Wishes for Opie

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

The Andy Griffith Show Otis Sues the County

Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney Fife, Realtor

Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

The King of Queens Better Camera

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

The King of Queens Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of Queens Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of Queens Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld The Serenity Now

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The Drew Barrymore Show Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi tells Drew about hosting "America's Culinary Cup" and raising daughters.

The Drew Barrymore Show Leo Woodall

Leo Woodall sits down with Drew to talk about his new series "Vladimir."

The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Chef

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

The Andy Griffith Show The Church Benefactors

A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.