TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Saturday, May 16th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
Roseanne Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Roseanne Bingo
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
Roseanne The Bowling Show
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
Roseanne The Back Story
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Roseanne Less Is More
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
Roseanne Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Roseanne This Old House
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Roseanne The Commercial Show
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Roseanne Therapy
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
Roseanne Lies
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
Roseanne Deliverance
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Seinfeld The Strike
George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.
Seinfeld The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Seinfeld The Cartoon
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
Seinfeld The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
Seinfeld The Wizard
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
Seinfeld The Burning
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
Seinfeld The Bookstore
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
Seinfeld The Frogger
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.
Seinfeld The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
Seinfeld The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
Seinfeld The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
The King of Queens S'no Job
Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.
The King of Queens Pregnant Pause
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
The King of Queens Pregnant Pause
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
The King of Queens Walk, Man
In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
The Golden Girls Blind Ambitions
The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.
The Golden Girls Big Daddy
Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.
