TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, May 13th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Carry On, Hawkeye
Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.
M*A*S*H The Incubator
Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.
M*A*S*H Deal Me Out
The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.
Gunsmoke Thirty a Month and Found
A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.
Gunsmoke The Wiving
A farmer (Harry Morgan) orders his three sons to go to town and not come back without prospective brides.
Gunsmoke The Iron Men
Matt won't accept the degeneration of his old friend (Cameron Mitchell), formerly a respected sheriff, into a saloon bum.
Gunsmoke The Fourth Victim
Matt believes Doc Adams may be the next target in a series of seemingly random killings that have panicked Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Tarnished Badge
A sheriff (Victor French) keeps the citizens of his town under control with fear and brutality.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."
Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
The King of Queens Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
The King of Queens Strike Too
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
The King of Queens Strike Out
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
The King of Queens Dark Meet
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
The King of Queens Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
The King of Queens Work Related
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld The Millennium
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
Seinfeld The Muffin Tops
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
Seinfeld The Summer of George
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
The Golden Girls The Operation
Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.
The Golden Girls Adult Education
Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.
The Golden Girls The Flu
Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.
The Golden Girls Job Hunting
Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.
The Drew Barrymore Show Martha Plimpton New
Martha Plimpton (show "Task"); Drew, Ross and Valerie Bertinelli cover the latest headlines.
The Drew Barrymore Show Dan Souza; Tyriq Withers New
Dan Souza shows Drew easy ways to make savory oatmeal for breakfast; Tyriq Withers (movie "HIM").
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Cousin
Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.
The Andy Griffith Show Suppose Andy Gets Sick
Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard's New Life
Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober the Executive
Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.
