TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Operation Noselift

Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.

M*A*S*H The Chosen People

A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.

M*A*S*H As You Were

For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.

M*A*S*H Crisis

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

Gunsmoke The Squaw

A fleeing outlaw's (John Saxon) survival in the harsh badlands depends on an Indian woman (Arlene Martel).

Gunsmoke The Hiders

Hide-cutters go beyond their legal rights and run into the law when they start doing as they please.

Gunsmoke Larkin

Newly allies himself with his prisoner, a hired killer, to escape bounty hunters and return to Dodge City.

Gunsmoke The Fires of Ignorance

A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke The Angry Land

Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober Takes a Car Apart

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

The Andy Griffith Show The Rehabilitation of Otis

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

The Andy Griffith Show The Lucky Letter

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober and the Art of Love

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney Runs for Sheriff

Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.

The Andy Griffith Show If I Had a Quarter-Million

Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

The King of Queens Inner Tube

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

The King of Queens Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

The King of Queens Package Deal

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

The King of Queens Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

The King of Queens Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Seinfeld The Slicer

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Seinfeld The Betrayal

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

Roseanne Darlene Fades to Black

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Roseanne Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.