TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

The Drew Barrymore Show Simon Rex New

Simon Rex tells Drew about his new movie, "Tow."

The Drew Barrymore Show Phil and Lily Rosenthal New

Phil and Lily Rosenthal join Drew for a taste test of weird foods and talk about their children's book "Just Try It! A Phil and Lil Book."

The Andy Griffith Show Goober the Executive

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Chef

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

M*A*S*H The Grim Reaper

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

M*A*S*H The Merchant of Korea

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Gunsmoke The Hiders

Hide-cutters go beyond their legal rights and run into the law when they start doing as they please.

Gunsmoke Larkin

Newly allies himself with his prisoner, a hired killer, to escape bounty hunters and return to Dodge City.

Gunsmoke The Fires of Ignorance

A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke The Angry Land

Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.

Gunsmoke Brides and Grooms

A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show A Medal for Opie

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

The Andy Griffith Show Guest of Honor

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

The Andy Griffith Show The Merchant of Mayberry

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

The Andy Griffith Show The County Nurse

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

The King of Queens Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

The King of Queens Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Seinfeld The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.