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Roseanne Home Ec

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Roseanne Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Roseanne Communicable Theater

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne Her Boyfriend's Back

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne Troubles With the Rubbles

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne Second Time Around

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Roseanne Dances With Darlene

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Roseanne Scenes From a Barbecue

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Roseanne The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Roseanne Take My Bike, Please

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Roseanne Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Roseanne Darlene Fades to Black

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Roseanne Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne Stressed to Kill

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

Seinfeld The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Seinfeld The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens Baker's Doesn't

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

The King of Queens Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Reckless Abandonment

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.