TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne Aliens

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Roseanne Terms of Estrangement

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Roseanne The Dark Ages

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne Mommy Nearest

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Roseanne Pretty in Black

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne Ladies Choice

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne Stand on Your Man

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Roseanne Of Ice and Men

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne Crime and Punishment

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne War and Peace

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

Roseanne Lanford Daze

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

Seinfeld The Clip Show

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld The Dealership

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Seinfeld The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld The Wizard

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld The Burning

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Seinfeld The Bookstore

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Seinfeld The Frogger

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Seinfeld The Maid

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

The King of Queens Educating Doug

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

The King of Queens Road Rayge

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

The King of Queens Supermarket Story

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

The King of Queens Noel Cowards

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.