TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD
Monday, March 16th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific HD
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Goes to the Auto Show
Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Big Moment
Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen's Past
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.
M*A*S*H The Smell of Music
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
M*A*S*H Patent 4077
The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.
M*A*S*H Tea and Empathy
Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.
M*A*S*H Your Hit Parade
Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
Gunsmoke Hard Labor
Matt is sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor for shooting a fugitive.
Gunsmoke I Have Promises to Keep
A preacher (David Wayne) from the East wants to build a church to be shared by Indians and townspeople.
Gunsmoke The Busters
A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch.
Gunsmoke Manolo
A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff).
Gunsmoke Snap Decision
Matt resigns after he is forced to kill a prisoner who was trying to save the marshal's life.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Barney in the Big City
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
The Andy Griffith Show Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bookie Barber
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy on Trial
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
The Andy Griffith Show Cousin Virgil
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.
Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
The King of Queens Apartment Complex
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
The King of Queens Buggie Nights
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
The King of Queens Knee Jerk
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
The King of Queens Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
Seinfeld The Van Buren Boys
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
Seinfeld The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Roseanne Bingo
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.