Thursday, December 4th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Major Topper
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
M*A*S*H Commander Pierce
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Peace on Us
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
Gunsmoke Albert
A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.
Gunsmoke Kiowa
The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.
Gunsmoke Celia
Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner.
Gunsmoke Morgan
A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.
Gunsmoke The Thieves
Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Vacation
Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Gomer
Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.
The Andy Griffith Show Divorce, Mountain Style
Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.
The Andy Griffith Show A Deal Is a Deal
Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.
The Andy Griffith Show Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least
Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
The King of Queens Multiple Plots
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
The King of Queens Trash Talker
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
The King of Queens Precedent Nixin'
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
The King of Queens Foe: Pa
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
The King of Queens Tank Heaven
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
Seinfeld The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Chef
Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.
The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law
Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job
Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Benefactors
A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.