Saturday, December 6th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Roseanne Bingo
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
Roseanne The Bowling Show
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
Roseanne The Back Story
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Roseanne Less Is More
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
Roseanne Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Roseanne This Old House
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Two and a Half Men Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Two and a Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
Two and a Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."
Everybody Loves Raymond T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Seinfeld The Watch
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
Seinfeld The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
Seinfeld The Pick
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.
Seinfeld The Movie
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
Seinfeld The Visa
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
Seinfeld The Shoes
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Outing
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The Golden Girls Journey to the Center of Attention
Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.
The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.