Saturday, November 29th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
Roseanne Thanksgiving '93
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Roseanne White Trash Christmas
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1994
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Roseanne The Parenting Trap
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Roseanne The Last Thursday in November
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.
Two and a Half Men Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.
Two and a Half Men Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Two and a Half Men I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
Two and a Half Men David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
Two and a Half Men I'd Like to Start With the Cat
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
Two and a Half Men She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
Two and a Half Men The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Two and a Half Men Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Two and a Half Men Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Two and a Half Men Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
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Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Two and a Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
Two and a Half Men Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Seinfeld Pilot
A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.
Seinfeld The Stakeout
Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.
Seinfeld The Robbery
Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.
Seinfeld Male Unbonding
Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.
Seinfeld The Stock Tip
George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
Seinfeld The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
The Golden Girls Room 7
While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.
The Golden Girls From Here to the Pharmacy
A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.