Sunday, December 7th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
The Golden Girls Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.
The Golden Girls Home Again, Rose: Part 1
Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.
The Golden Girls Home Again, Rose: Part 2
Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.
The Golden Girls One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.
The Golden Girls One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.
The Golden Girls The Engagement
Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.
The Golden Girls Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.
The Golden Girls Rose the Prude
Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.
Two and a Half Men Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Two and a Half Men That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Two and a Half Men Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Two and a Half Men An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Two and a Half Men I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Two and a Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Two and a Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Two and a Half Men Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Two and a Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Two and a Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
Two and a Half Men Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Two and a Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Seinfeld The Old Man
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Seinfeld The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Seinfeld The Junior Mint
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
Seinfeld The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Seinfeld The Handicap Spot
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
Seinfeld The Glasses
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt
Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
Seinfeld The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
Seinfeld The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Goes to the Auto Show
Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Big Moment
Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen's Past
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.