Tuesday, December 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Dear Comrade
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
M*A*S*H Out of Gas
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
M*A*S*H An Eye for a Tooth
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Gunsmoke Noonday Devil
Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.
Gunsmoke The Witness
A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.
Gunsmoke The Scavengers
To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.
Gunsmoke McCabe
An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.
Gunsmoke Sergeant Holly
An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
The Andy Griffith Show The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."
Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
The King of Queens Pour Judgment
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
The King of Queens Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
The King of Queens Hi, School
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Seinfeld The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show A Girl for Goober
Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry R.F.D.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Job
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.