Tuesday, January 13th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Hey, Look Me Over
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
M*A*S*H Trick or Treatment
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
M*A*S*H Foreign Affairs
Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.
Gunsmoke The Newcomers
A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke Quaker Girl
The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.
Gunsmoke Moonstone
A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.
Gunsmoke Champion of the World
Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Hanging
Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."
Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
The King of Queens Lush Life
Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.
The King of Queens Bun Dummy
Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.
The King of Queens Patrons Ain't
When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.
The King of Queens Eddie Money
Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.
The King of Queens Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
The King of Queens Shrink Wrap
Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Seinfeld The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Roseanne Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
Roseanne Radio Days
Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
The Drew Barrymore Show Danny Seo; Valerie Bertinelli; Dina Lombardi New
Dina Lombardi joins Drew and Danny Seo to show how to make an eco-friendly pasta meal.
The Drew Barrymore Show Will Taylor New
Drew-crewer Will Taylor joins Drew to chat about home design.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rival
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bazaar
Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee, the Swinger
Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.
The Andy Griffith Show A Warning From Warren
Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.