Wednesday, January 14th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H The Joker Is Wild
B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
M*A*S*H Who Knew?
A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
M*A*S*H Bombshells
Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.
Gunsmoke Saturday Night
A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.
Gunsmoke Mad Dog
Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.
Gunsmoke Muley
A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.
Gunsmoke Mail Drop
A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.
Gunsmoke Old Friend
An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
The Andy Griffith Show Family Visit
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
The Andy Griffith Show The Education of Ernest T. Bass
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Romance
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl
Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.
Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
The King of Queens Window Pain
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
The King of Queens Holy Mackerel
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
The King of Queens Mammary Lane
Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.
The King of Queens Business Affairs
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
Seinfeld The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Seinfeld The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
Seinfeld The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
Seinfeld The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
The Drew Barrymore Show Connor Sweeney; Valerie Bertinelli New
Valerie Bertinelli and Ross Mathews join Drew for a memory bank segment reflecting on their biggest moments; influencer Connor Sweeney has a furniture flip for Drew.
The Drew Barrymore Show Kumail Nanjiani New
Kumail Nanjiani tells Drew about his comedy special "Night Thoughts."
The Andy Griffith Show Off to Hollywood
The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show Taylors in Hollywood
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
The Andy Griffith Show The Hollywood Party
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee on TV
Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.