Saturday, January 17th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Roseanne Workin' Overtime
Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.
Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
Roseanne Death and Stuff
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad
Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.
Roseanne Let's Call It Quits
A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.
Roseanne Inherit the Wind
Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
Roseanne Little Sister
Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.
Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation
Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.
Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal
Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
Roseanne House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
Roseanne Five of a Kind
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
Roseanne Sweet Dreams
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
Roseanne Brain-Dead Poets' Society
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Seinfeld The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Seinfeld The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
Seinfeld The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Seinfeld The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Seinfeld The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
The King of Queens Clothes Encounter
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
The King of Queens Queens'bro Bridge
After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.
The King of Queens Dog Shelter
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
The King of Queens Taste Buds
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
The Golden Girls Blanche's Little Girl
Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.
The Golden Girls Dorothy's New Friend
Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.