Friday, January 16th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H U.N. the Night and the Music
Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.
M*A*S*H Strange Bedfellows
Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.
M*A*S*H Say No More
A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.
M*A*S*H Friends and Enemies
An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.
Gunsmoke Mistaken Identity
A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.
Gunsmoke Ladies From St. Louis
Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.
Gunsmoke Tiger by the Tail
A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.
Gunsmoke Tiger by the Tail
Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.
Gunsmoke The Wreckers
Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis Sues the County
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Takes a Car Apart
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rehabilitation of Otis
Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.
The Andy Griffith Show The Lucky Letter
Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober and the Art of Love
Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back
Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
Everybody Loves Raymond What's With Robert?
Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus
Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.
The King of Queens Animal Attraction
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
The King of Queens Golden Moldy
Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.
The King of Queens S'poor House
When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.
The King of Queens Steve Moscow
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
The King of Queens Cowardly Lyin'
When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.
The King of Queens Driving Reign
A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.
Seinfeld The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Seinfeld The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".
Seinfeld The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Seinfeld The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.