Thursday, January 15th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Settling Debts
Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.
M*A*S*H The Moon Is Not Blue
Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Run for the Money
Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.
Gunsmoke The Favor
Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.
Gunsmoke Fandango
Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.
Gunsmoke The Returning
An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.
Gunsmoke The Lure
Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.
Gunsmoke Noose of Gold
An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
The Andy Griffith Show The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
The Andy Griffith Show Three Wishes for Opie
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.
Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
The King of Queens Flame Resistant
Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.
The King of Queens Flash Photography
As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.
The King of Queens Connect Four
After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.
The King of Queens Jung Frankenstein
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
The King of Queens Attention Deficit
Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.
The King of Queens Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
Seinfeld The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Seinfeld The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Seinfeld The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.
Seinfeld The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
The Drew Barrymore Show Jamie Oliver New
Sunny Anderson stops by the news desk; Jamie Oliver shares some healthy cooking suggestions.
The Drew Barrymore Show Emily Bader New
Emily Bader tells Drew about her movie "People We Meet on Vacation" and working with co-star Tom Blyth.
The Andy Griffith Show The Cannon
Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.
The Andy Griffith Show A Man's Best Friend
Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee Takes a Job
Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Organ
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.