TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H The Chosen People

A dispossessed Korean family and a girl with a GI baby cause problems for the 4077th.

M*A*S*H As You Were

For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual.

M*A*S*H Crisis

The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages.

M*A*S*H George

Hawkeye and Trapper "persuade" Frank not to request a dishonorable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier.

Gunsmoke The Judas Gun

The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.

Gunsmoke Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.

When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.

Gunsmoke The Badge

After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend.

Gunsmoke Albert

A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.

Gunsmoke Kiowa

The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.

The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Band

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

The Andy Griffith Show Floyd, the Gay Deceiver

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Rival

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

The Andy Griffith Show Convicts at Large

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bed Jacket

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bank Job

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

The King of Queens Noel Cowards

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

The King of Queens Fixer Upper

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

The King of Queens Best Man

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

The King of Queens Dog Days

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

The King of Queens Crappy Birthday

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

Roseanne Of Ice and Men

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne Crime and Punishment

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne War and Peace

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

Roseanne Lanford Daze

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.